[Show #3] Assault at the GM's office

(work in progress ...not quite finished yet)



[Joey Styles]

[Tazz]


(intro here)


[Joey Styles]
What is that, Tazz? Is that a sledge-hammer or an axe he's holding there?


[Tazz]
Err... it almost looks... it looks like a GOLF CLUB to me, Joey!


[Joey Styles]
Crusher X is brutalizing Ploughman with a golf club!!!


[Tazz]
I've... i've heard of "Pitch n' Putt" before, but Styles trust me, THAT was certainly NOT what I had envisioned! This is downright ferocious golf-play we see here, folks!


*Crusher X grabs Ploughman from behind*


[Joey Styles]
OH MY GOD... now he's trying to choke Ploughman with the handle of the club!!!


[Tazz]
It seems he's trying to choke out the guy in order to cement his heel status, Joey.


[Joey Styles]
Crusher X really is squeezing that handle into Ploughman's throat!!!


[Tazz]
Somebody get in there and stop this... or else Ploughman's chubby, pale face will be turning blue.without putting make-up on!




*Dana White looks shocked*


[Tazz]
Take a look at Dana White... He doesn't seem to realize what just happens inside his office, he seems to be unable to move and just stands there motionless...


[Joey Styles]
...and look at his face, Tazz... I mean... his face looks quite shocked...


[Tazz]
...he stands there like frozen, Joey. He's in shock, I tell you that!  Ploughman is still trying to get out of the submission-hold...


*desperate grunts*


[Joey Styles]
Hold on... Uhh... Ploughman just escaped Crusher's vicious choke-hold by elbowing him in the lower abdomen!


[Tazz]
Ooh...That must've hurt!


[Joey Styles]
Crusher X is almost cringing over!


[Tazz]
Ploughman tries to catch his breath again there, Joey...


[Joey Styles]
Wait a minute, Tazz...


[Tazz]
Hang on... Hang on...


[Joey Styles]
Ploughman just grabbed a PITCHFORK nearby!


[Tazz]
What the...!?


[Joey Styles]
OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD !!!
Ploughman just forcefully poked that pitchfork right into Crusher's foot!!!


[Tazz]
Please someone step in there and stop this carnage!  This just turned mental!!!


[Joey Styles]
He is twitching... his face is contort with pain...


[Tazz]
He just dropped his golf club right to the floor, Joey...


[Joey Styles]
Crusher X is screaming like hell... I've never seen a thing like this!!!


Dana White still can't close his mouth out of sheer bafflement due to the carnage he just whitnessed in his very own GM's office...



...Referees are trying to remove the pitch-fork ...it seems Crusher X is unable to do it on his own!



- The announcers are speechless and equally baffled, wondering how this turmoil is going to continue... and how Crusher X and the Referees will manage to get that pitch-fork out of his left foot...



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[Tazz]
Well, if Crusher X wanted to cement his status ICW's über-monster-heel, I'm more than sure that plan backfired!


[Joey Styles]
Stay tuned, folks. We'll be right back after a short commercial break!